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Poll 31 votes Show Results Trump "I can't debate" excuses: "The dog that ate my homework was eaten by a different dog" "It's bad luck to debate on days ending on'Y'" "Oh, man...they discontinued my SuperDump diapers!" 31 votes Vote Now! Trump "I can't debate" excuses: "The dog that ate my homework was eaten by a different dog" 3% 1 vote "It's bad luck to debate on days ending on'Y'" 18 votes "Oh, man...they discontinued my SuperDump diapers!" 12 votes
Poll 8 votes Show Results After the election, what's next for trump? Entering the Mr Orange Pageant He's off to be the Orange Julius franchisee for Russia Manafort and the TrumpKids are planning a long, long rest for him in a very, very padded room. 8 votes Vote Now! After the election, what's next for trump? Entering the Mr Orange Pageant 1 vote He's off to be the Orange Julius franchisee for Russia 2 votes Manafort and the TrumpKids are planning a long, long rest for him in a very, very padded room. 5 votes
Poll 21 votes Show Results Trump's minority support on election day? 35% 12% 2% Omarosa, Boris Epshteyn, Dr Ben Carson and Pastor Mark Burns 21 votes Vote Now! Trump's minority support on election day? 35% 0% 0 votes 12% 4 votes 2% 5 votes Omarosa, Boris Epshteyn, Dr Ben Carson and Pastor Mark Burns 12 votes
Poll 6 votes Show Results Trump: WTF? I got no idea I know. I mean...really? How the $#&^ did this happen?? Who's gonna %&*#$%@& make it stop??? Why?????? 6 votes Vote Now! Trump: WTF? I got no idea 1 vote I know. I mean...really? 0% 0 votes How the $#&^ did this happen?? Who's gonna %&*#$%@& make it stop??? Why?????? 5 votes
Poll 8 votes Show Results Trump's favorite plant? Inversa Norway Spruce Weeping Alaskan Cedar Pussy Willow 8 votes Vote Now! Trump's favorite plant? Inversa Norway Spruce 1 vote Weeping Alaskan Cedar 2 votes Pussy Willow 5 votes
Poll 10 votes Show Results Trump's #1 immigration priority? Importing more tall, leggy blondes with big...well, you know. Transforming "The Polish Brigade" into "The Polish Army" KGB! KGB! KGB! 10 votes Vote Now! Trump's #1 immigration priority? Importing more tall, leggy blondes with big...well, you know. 5 votes Transforming "The Polish Brigade" into "The Polish Army" 1 vote KGB! KGB! KGB! 4 votes
Poll 7 votes Show Results What else goes in a Trump Taco Bowl? Lettuce Tomato Onion Nothing: the other ingredients may have been touched by...Mexicans! 7 votes Vote Now! What else goes in a Trump Taco Bowl? Lettuce 0% 0 votes Tomato 0% 0 votes Onion 0% 0 votes Nothing: the other ingredients may have been touched by...Mexicans! 7 votes
Poll 27 votes Show Results What's gonna happen to Trump in Mexico? New roommate? El Chapo Pitchfork-bearing mob punctures tires on Trump One; plane can't leave Ever seen "From Dusk 'Til Dawn"? 27 votes Vote Now! What's gonna happen to Trump in Mexico? New roommate? El Chapo 7% 2 votes Pitchfork-bearing mob punctures tires on Trump One; plane can't leave 13 votes Ever seen "From Dusk 'Til Dawn"? 12 votes
Poll 23 votes Show Results What will happen during Trump's immigration speech? "I Donald J Trump. will get 300% of the Black vote!" Trump will claim Hillary is an extraterrestrial from Gleeglok He will meet, marry and divorce a woman with a "challenged" immigration status All of the above 23 votes Vote Now! What will happen during Trump's immigration speech? "I Donald J Trump. will get 300% of the Black vote!" 5 votes Trump will claim Hillary is an extraterrestrial from Gleeglok 4 votes He will meet, marry and divorce a woman with a "challenged" immigration status 9% 2 votes All of the above 12 votes
Poll 12 votes Show Results What's missing from Donald Trump's life? Mr Smithers Hairless cat Mysterious island with secret laser 12 votes Vote Now! What's missing from Donald Trump's life? Mr Smithers 8% 1 vote Hairless cat 6 votes Mysterious island with secret laser 5 votes
Poll 11 votes Show Results "If I, Donald J Trump, win this election, I'll... ...require police to give families a box of Trump Steaks after every shooting." ...kick out all the Mexicans, while allowing them to stay." ...divorce Melania and marry Vlad at the yuuugest wedding anyone's ever seen!" 11 votes Vote Now! "If I, Donald J Trump, win this election, I'll... ...require police to give families a box of Trump Steaks after every shooting." 3 votes ...kick out all the Mexicans, while allowing them to stay." 4 votes ...divorce Melania and marry Vlad at the yuuugest wedding anyone's ever seen!" 4 votes
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